University professor: here are the specimens you can meet at the University!

After the review on the types of university student, it is the professor’s turn.

During your university career you will have come across some memorable professor, who will then remain in your heart (or on your stomach). Eccentric, mysterious, unbearable, adorable subjects … There’s something for everyone.

Here is a taste.

The logo roic:

He starts talking in the classroom, while he takes off his jacket, turns on the PC, projects the slides … it’s 9:08 and has already explained half the program.

He does not stop talking even with a coughing fit, it is you who must be good at understanding what he is saying, keeping you ready to call 118 in the event of a suffocation.

At the exam his questions take up 2/3 of the interview, if you wish you could simply nod and give him reason to get an 18. Ask yourself a question and give yourself an answer that Marzullo raised.

The aggressor:

Explaining the Second World War, he can easily get to talk about the pollination of flowers, without you even noticing.

His lessons can be very interesting, however it will be difficult to understand what will be the subject of examination in the midst of all that chaos.

During the exam you could use his technique and beat him at his own game.

The pignolo:

Among the types of university professor is certainly the most orderly, the most methodical, the most precise.

His office would envy Marie Kondo and the desk is so clean and sterilized that you could eat on it without plates.

All you have to do is to cry: every your syllable will be analyzed under a microscope and used against you.

If you have a minimum of love for your mental health, DO NOT choose it as a speaker for your degree thesis. Psychiatric drugs cost, trust.

The airhead:

He lives totally immersed in his world, you can see him wandering in the corridors with his gaze lost in the void.

We often forget the lesson schedule, classroom, building, location, city, country, world.

At the exams, when he shows up, he arrives late and forgets what program he should ask you.

Online verbalization of the vote does not require days, but geological ages.

If you intend to choose him as a speaker, be prepared to graduate in two thousand and thirteen.

The urban legend

Regarding this type of university professor, you will have heard of all colors: it is said to be part of the witness protection service. It is said that at night he secretly fights crime. There are those who even say that he once killed a man.

The mystery envelope him, as well as the unfolding of his exams. According to some, he is able to reject the first hesitation, the first question fired point-blank. There are those who, on the other hand, say that he is an absolutely pleasant person, able to put you at ease.

The only certainty is that nobody knows anything about him.

The funny professor

He loves to play word games and jokes during the lessons, he just can’t do without it.

He wants to be friends with the students, which sometimes creates a lot of embarrassment in the classroom.

He asked for your friendship on Facebook.

At the bottom of his emails he always puts a smiley face.

Warning! The exam day may not be as nice.

The mega fusta / la topmodel

Beautiful, beautiful, absurdly beautiful. And charming, charismatic, it shines with its own light.

His lessons are the most popular of the course. However, passing his exam is very difficult: dazzled by his radiance, the students struggle to follow the thread of his talk.

Having him as a speaker is dangerous: you risk postponing your degree just to have more time to spend with him.

Examination anxiety is due to excessive closeness with his person.

The myth:

He is the most coveted professor of the university. His lessons are legendary: engaging, fun, intense. In short, an equivalent of Professor Keating de L’attimo fuggente.

In spring, press to do lessons in the garden or in the park.

It’s easy to find him having an aperitif in the same bar that his students frequent, maybe even drinking something with them.

He demands that you put commitment into what you do, but on the day of the exam he is more interested in understanding if you have learned something than to hear the exact words of the book being repeated.

It is considered by other professors to be a weirdo, a little awkward or not really professional …

But the idol of his students remains … O captain! My captain!